You fucked up, assclown

The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.  Well, I take that back.  There is a really good chance that you're a big fat-fingered mope who'd do better typing with an eight pound sledgehammer, or you can't spell for shit.  Any way you slice it, there is a 96.73% chance that you fucked up somewhere.  The remaining 3.27% of you got here from a Google link that hasn't worked in months.  Shows you how on top of things those retards are.  So let's start over... 

The page you are looking for really does exist, you just fucked up the address.  Go take Cut and Paste 101 at the community college where you live and come back.  Look at the original address that you wanted to type in.  Now look up at what you typed in.  Different, huh?  So don't come bitching to me that the page is missing.  What's missing is part of your brain.


Please try not to fuck up the following:

  • This is a Unix server, which is case-sensitive.  So, if you used capital letters ANYWHERE in the address, fix it.  If you're one of those assholes that sends me e-mail IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS AND THINK THAT IF YOU SEND ME AN E-MAIL LIKE THIS THAT I'M GOING TO PAY THAT MUCH MORE ATTENTION TO IT, well, no, I'm not.  What I'm going to think is that you're a fucking moron and need to re-take Typing 1A back at Plowfuck Junior High where you almost graduated from.  Survey says CAPS LOCK key, jackass.
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar like a jackass, make sure that it is spelled correctly (see the whole CAPS thing above).  Nah, you probably didn't.  I bet ya just whaled away on the keyboard typing your latest in a long series of screwups and didn't bother to check whether it was right, did ya?  Well, I bet you're sorry now, huh dingleberry?  Try typing it again slower, maybe that will help.  Better yet, call your dog over here and have HIM type the address in.  He couldn't do any worse.  Do you even know what a dictionary looks like? It's "bastard," not "basterd."
  • Click the Back button to try another link. Since you're probably playing with yourself, you only have one hand free anyway, so typing is out of the question. I bet you have a great porn collection, don't y... oh, yup, here it is, right in your Temporary Internet Files folder. Don't worry, only you and I know about that. And your wife, your boss, your kids, the checkout girl at the grocery store, and your kids' Little League coach. Whoa, check this one out, how the FUCK did she get three in there at once? THAT'S gonna leave a mark.
  • Actually, come to think of it, just turn the computer off, put it back in the box, and return it. Tell the sales clerk you're too fucking stupid to own a computer. It amazes me sometimes how something so simple could continue to be such a clusterfuck for you guys. You probably STILL can't program your VCRs.